the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!