- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to smell whore

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to breathe slightly faster

the power to do nothing

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

Pointless Super Powers