The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to swim on land.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to half transform to something.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!