the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to become demented

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!