The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!