The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to smell water.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!