The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!