to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!