The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!