The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the ability to look into your brain

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to like this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!