- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power of women's rights.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Super-slowness

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to eat nandos

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have a power

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Pointless Super Powers