The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The Power to Power

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!