The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to start time.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to create powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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being black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!