- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

Having the power to stand still

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Super-slowness

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to have a power

The power to become black!

The power to think of pointless powers.

To pee standing up.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the ability to solve paradoxes

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers