The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Acid tears.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of being pointless

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!