The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!