The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!