- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power of 3 seond super strength,

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to not exercise.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Being alive (until you die).

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to misspell

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

Pointless Super Powers