Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to touch your toes

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Acid pee

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!