The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to eat with your butt

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!