- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The Power to fart glitter

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to herd cats

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

the power to kill yourself

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

Pointless Super Powers