The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to eat people :D

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!