- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to become demented

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to control mealworms

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers