The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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See through invisible people

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to make asians smart

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!