- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

being black

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know where the beef is

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to not get shit d*ck

Pointless Super Powers