- Pointless Super Powers

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to see even though you can already see.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to live.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to think salmon.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!