The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!