The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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To pee standing up.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!