The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to waste money

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to become demented

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!