- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to have a power

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to become black!

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to lose this power.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

the power to eat bread

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers