- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to create powers

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to be stupid

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

Pointless Super Powers