The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!