The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have a pointless power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!