The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The Power to Power

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!