The power to rite liek dis

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!