PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!