- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to start time.

To be able to summon old people

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

Pointless Super Powers