The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to die early.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!