The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!