The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to waste money

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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to do nothing

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to become demented

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!