The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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cry acid tears

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!