(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!