- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to display emotions at will

the power to like charlie

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to write pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers