- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to read your own mind

The power to be invisible when singing

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to bread toast!

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power of learning

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to read the terms of service.

Pointless Super Powers