The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!