The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to create shit

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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cry acid tears

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!