- Pointless Super Powers

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

+90

The power to climb up fallen trees

+86

The Ability to shit studs once a week

+86

the power to complete math exercises

+86

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

+86

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to ignore useful information