The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to kill yourself

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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swear words -jesse

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!