- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to smell water.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to take edible shits.

anything Aquaman does

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Pointless Super Powers