Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to pee poop

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!