The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to see through air

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!