The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!