The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!