- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to instantly die

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to eat ass.

the power to kill yourself

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to know where the beef is

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

Pointless Super Powers