The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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See through invisible people

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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cry acid tears

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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to make asians smart

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!