The power to strangle yourself to death

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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A good Kisser

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!