The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!