The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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lol

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!