The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!