- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to hatch from an egg

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to become black!

The power of love

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Being able to fly in place.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to understand irony.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

Pointless Super Powers