the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to think of food

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to post here

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!