- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to become famous on vine

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to grow your nails longer

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Pointless Super Powers